This Director's Commentary touches on whether or not an author, such as myself, can include quotes from famous people in his book:
And here are the Deleted Scenes, the famous quotes I was too much of a pussy to include in "How to Fail." So, now you can print this out, and paste the quotes into your copy of the book, right at the start of each listed chapter, if you're a real Goldfarb completest, if you truly want the director's cut of the book.
“Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don’t fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every single day.” --Jim Rohn, motivational speaker
“The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass.” --Camus
“Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind. Ain’t life unkind?” --Mick, “Ruby Tuesday”
“Born sinner, the opposite of a winner.” --Notorious B.I.G., "Juicy"
“There is no way to success in our art but to take off your coat, grind paint, and work like a digger on the railroad, all day and every day.” --Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Trying is the first step toward failure” --Homer Simpson
“Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.” --Dale Carnegie
“There is no failure except in no longer trying.” --George Bernard Shaw
“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” --Samuel Beckett
“Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
“There are men in the world who derive an exaltation from the proximity of disaster and ruin, as others from success.” --Winston Churchill
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
--Dick Van Dyke
“On the pinnacle of success man does not stand firm long.” --Goethe
“Success doesn't come to you…you go to it.” --Marva Collins
“My reputation grows with every failure.” --George Bernard Shaw
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.” --Bob Dylan
“The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.” --Benjamin Disraeli
“If you have a good name, if you are more often right than you are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are glad to see you...then you are a success.” --Ann Landers
“Yesterday's failures are today's seeds that must be diligently planted to be able to abundantly harvest tomorrow's success.” --Anonymous
“The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.” --Lady Astor
“The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.” --Vince Lombardi
“Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little inside.” --Gore Vidal
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” --Truman Capote
“Success is not a destination, it's a journey.” --Zig Ziglar
“Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.” --Al Bernstein
“No man is a failure who has friends.” --from “It's a Wonderful Life”
“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.” --Woody Allen
“Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. And it will leave you unfulfilled.” --Barack Obama
Of course, one quote did legally get in the book, the one from Jim Rohn above. What I neglected to mention in the video is all the legalese I had to include on the copyright page. Jesus, imagine if I'd had to do that for twenty more quotes?! The book would have been fifteen pages longer.
*This post in no way constitutes legal advice to fellow lazy authors.
If you enjoyed this, check out Director's Commentary and Deleted Scenes #1 -- "FUCK YOUS"
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