I guess I just assumed everyone already got it.
But, apparently, you have to be of a certain age--typically over 30--and have not repressed all scary imagery from your childhood brain to recall these:
I remember these Scientology commercials appearing during day-time TV back in the 1980s while I was on summer break. Man, they freaked me the fuck out!
But, they were a perfect style to use for my own Fail-anetics commercials:
It just never occurred to me until yesterday that there were people that didn't get the spoof.
Great, now I'm going to be sued by Tom Cruise.