This year, I wanted to offer personally autographed copies of HOW TO FAIL and THE CHEAT SHEET to the FIRST 25 people interested in each. Order by December 15 and I'll guarantee them by Christmas. I'll sign them to whomever and write anything you want.
FREE shipping in North America. (If you want it shipped elsewhere, send me an email email@example.com to discuss)
HOW TO FAIL: THE SELF-HURT GUIDE
THE CHEAT SHEET
both autographed, $50
As I said, I'll write whatever nasty (or friendly) note you want inside of the books. Want to zing your boss, blast an ex, tell mom to suck it? Just tell me what you want me in the "special instructions" area on check-out. Like this girl, who wanted me to call a slutty friend of hers a slut:
I also still have some sordid HOW TO FAIL t-shirts available, perfect if you don't have a gift for mom or dad yet:
Sorry Jews. Just realized Hanukkah starts this weekend. SHIT.